five nights at tasty

Status Update 1!

bro

Come on, are you blind? The speed limit is not a suggestion! I've got places to be, and you're holding up the entire universe with your turtle-paced driving. Learn to use that gas pedal, for crying out loud!

What is this, a Sunday stroll? You're in

Status Update 2!

garfunk

Oh, look who decided to join the game! Did you just stumble in here or did you actually think you could handle the heat? You're about to get schooled so hard, you'll need a PhD in respawning.

I bet your gaming setup is so old, it's in a museum. Ar

What the hell, are you trying to ruin everyone's day? Move your sorry excuse for a car out of the way before I turn it into a scrap heap. I've got places to be, and your

Yargh!

dude is eating the tasty