Nah mate its because he was fat ugly and no one liked him

Bedrock on my pc was alr messed up enough with the input delay but i just went in creative mode for the zombie horse quest thing and im a floating steve head that blinks rapidly and tilts at angles nothing in minecraft should what is this????

Oh no

Go, USA! You fucked shit up for us! Again! /sarcasm

Here it is btw when i was using the double bladed saber i had no idea what i was doing other than that basic spin and i was tryna keep my other arm out of the way as much as possible cuz i kept getting hit

Hi, I'm usually not the kind to post smth serious but um

My friend Lilia/June has recently decided to forever leave gamejolt and she asked me to post these screenshots in here

This funny as hell idk why

I swear this mf can guess anything

Elton john but good:

CAUSE IM STILL EDGING FASTER THAN I'VE EVER DID

LOOKING LIKE A COSTCO GUY

FEELING LIKE A BABY GRONK

AND I'M STILL GOONING EVEN AFTER ALL THESE GYATTS

PICKING UP THE RIZZES OF MY LIFE WITHOUT KAI ON MY CENAT

I'M STILL TAXIN'

Wtf is this