Update: this is all you get, haha suckers

Only the mightiest of asses can seat itself on that seat!

Game Teaser

What if when you die enough times, you get a rage quit option where the game just closes after a horrendous scream

Look.

I'm lazy.

I'm a lazy cow.

What do you want from me?

This is relevant to my game

Thank you so much! After ten yearTEN YEARS???? I'm finally here! :D

It's always good practice to make the collision of enemy projectiles thrice as big as the graphic itself, as to not underwhelm the player and also extend the playtime.

I hope you're ready to avoid fish.