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Five Nights Before at Jax Justun's 8: The Seckrets of The Parody Nabyss of ALL THREE Parody Companies
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It's now been almost two in a half weeks now since we'd officially dived deeper into the unknown parody Seckrets/secrets of the "Parody Nabyss"!!!!!! But of course, we're finally at the end of this parody story here!!!!!!


And now, we're finally at third and FINAL section of the Parody Nabyss known to be as the "DropDexx Employeum" of Haxx Hustun Studios!!!!!! Officially and originally made around on November 11th, 1899!!!!!!! (And yes, the official link to where it was first seen and spotted's right here of course!!!!: https://gamejolt.com/p/omg-finally-haxx-hustun-studios-and-napature-science-have-fi-xqaghk3w) This was no ordinary part/section of the Parody Nabyss, it was known to be as not just the first and original name for Haxx Hustun Studios (HHS HQ), but it was also known to be as an old parody archived museum, filled and all full-ed up with many parody-like materials that were never to be used ever again or just never came to be!!!!! Mostly being the first PMs, RPMs, and PCMs of Haxx Hustun Studios, better known to be as the DropDexx Employeum!!!!!! (Here's the official link towards the second part about all of this of course!!!!: https://gamejolt.com/p/so-you-d-all-might-ve-notice-about-this-random-link-right-here-dow-2zvddahf) And of course, many official information about this final part right here has officially been spotted in some of the old parody laptops and computers of Napature Science and Haxx Hustun Studios!!!!!!

And looks like both of these parody companies have finally given us their first and official future update during......I mean, right after the new year's and everything!!!!! I mean, the holidays were pretty wild and rough around the edges for these two parody companies!!!! Because they've been around since March 1st, 1919, and now they're official and next Year Anniversary Event's coming up sooner then later!!!!! But let us all not waste all of our times here........Let's see.........There we go!!!! Anyways, let's see what the DropDexx Employeum of HHS HQ has instore for all of us here...Shall we?????

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Welcome to The DropDexx Employeum of Unused & Scrapped Originalities:

(Originally Created on: November 11th, 1899)

(Official Re-Edited on: March 7th, 1918)

(Official Recreated on: January 5th, 2026)

So..........Umm???? Yeah.........You had all heard or known about Haxx Hustun Studios and their original founder and creator "Baxx Jonnson" right????? The younger/youngest (but still pretty old) and third parody company that has been in parody development since November 11th, 1899!!!!!! But it wasn't always HHS HQ and their original owner, founder, and creator though........It was so beyond that!!!!! Or way before all of that!!!!!! Right after both DDS HQ and JJS HQ were founded and way before Haxx Hustun Studios was a thing, there was something way more older-ish than the other parts of the Parody Nabyss!!!!!! In the middle portion right between both the original parody hospice part of the Parody Nabyss (which was the right portion) and the old parody mines of the original JJS HQ area (which was the left portion), right in the center of things (which was the center/middle portion) there was a massive parody-like building that was known to be as an old parody museum filled with original ideas such as the official Originalities!!!!!! It was originally and officially known as the "DropDexx Employeum"!!!!!!!! The DropDexx Employeum was known to be as an old parody-like museum that was filled with many "Unused & Scrapped Originalities", which were known as the "Original Future Ideas of The Parody Tomorrow"!!!!!!!!!!!

This "Younger/Older Parody Facility" alone had of course not just original parody creations that were made for eating, using, and for many other things, but there were also things called.....You guessed it......Or them of course.....Parody Mascots and Parody Cameo Mascots of the parody tomorrow!!!!!! The first and second ones were created known to be as a giant and massive flying terror bird that was both purple and blue and a robot female fox that was known as the first step of robotic-like creatures!!!!! Then many more were created!!!! Such as "SantraKriller", "GritterGriggle & FritterJinggle", "Savarllet Sprinner", "ShippyWreckey CoveryWovery", "Dentristteey", and of course, another massive red dragon known to be as "Nassive Dreadhot Dragon"!!!!!! And all of the sudden, more came along!!!!! Like "Gross Fraud-Cookie", "Jangaroo Brack", literally all EIGHT official HT Band Members, "Zuggley Buggy", the Warden Ender Dragon, the Lightning Ender Dragon, the Enchant Ender Dragon, and a strange man with a face that was in a shape of strange red rectangle!!!!!! TWENTY-FOUR in total!!!!!! That's a few numbers less then the ones from the other parts of the Parody Nabyss!!!!!

But of course, all 24 of these Parody Originalities all over at the DropDexx Employeum were officially made not just for show or just for showing off, but all of it was also made for just the same old things as usual!!!!!! Entertaining, interacting, and having fun with all humans of all ages alike!!!! The same old parody strategies as always!!!!!! And since March 9th, 1918, things all over at the DropDexx Employeum/Younger/Older Parody Facility were positively and respectfully running so well inside!!!!! And everything all over the old parody museum were also being handing well so perfectly and all originalities were acting so well all in their outsides and insides!!!!! But without any jokes, puns, or laughs whatsoever, all around on April 3rd, 1919, almost about a month after Haxx Hustun Studios was created, a massive and destructive massacre had occurred!!!!!! Almost a year in a half without any warnings, everything inside of the old parody remains of the DropDexx Employeum had officially gone haywire!!!!!!!!!! And it appears that whoever caused all of that was still unknown and never to be heard or explained-ed about ever again!!!!!! And it was also unknown and totally unclear if almost everybody had officially made it out alive or just stayed all dead!!!!!!

Until a few years later, around on March 21st, 1921, the old parody remains of the DropDexx Employeum were brought back to life from TWO unknown AND corrupted people!!!!!!! And they'd officially renamed it to be as "Hechology Technolegy"!!!!!! An official underground parody facility to where more and more parody original creations and ideas were made for Haxx Hustun Studios themselves!!!!!!! Then many more years later on July 28th, 1977, a fellow positive person named "Goldossive Brunchal" would then changed the name once more as "Napature Science", the future parody company of HHS HQ for tomorrow originalities alike!!!!!!!! You see folks!!!!! All of this had all started with just one massive parody underground facility alone.......If it wasn't for the Parody Nabyss originally......Well......We all wouldn't gotten this far today here.......But at last, we've came here at the end of the past, present, and FUTURE parody stories, histories, and lore about everything that was all within the old parody walls of the Parody Nabyss of all three parody companies!!!!!!

And yes, it's STILL unknown and uncleared on how these unknown incidents, accidents, and massacres were created underneath all of those old parody facilities!!!!!! But as of today, Haxx Hustun Studios wouldn't been the same if it weren't the original originalities from the old parody museum remains of the DropDexx Employeum itself, the original and official creator of HHS HQ known as "Baxx Jonnson" and of course, good for nothing...............Umm???...........{WARNING!!! CORRUPTED FILES HAD BEEN FOUND!!!}

(Well then.....I guess now's the parody time that our parody futures will collide and will redesign a much more positive and brighter perfect future of the parody tomorrow-ness!!!! Well......I bet WE all agreed on that........DON'T WE!!!! MWAHHAAAAHHAAAAAA!!!! HAAHAHHAHAAAHAAAA!!!!! YAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!!! YES!!!! We're all happy!!!! Indeed we are!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! See you all in the future year known as 2026!!!!! We'll be watching you all!!!! In positive and respectful manners of personalities of course!!!!)

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Okay then........That all went into a massive parody cliffhanger right there!!!!! Well folks, after a few months in just two years of waiting, the official three part Parody Nabyss Story for the official and future parody game known as "Five Nights Before at Jax Justun's 8: The Seckrets of The Parody Nabyss of ALL THREE Parody Companies" is officially completed!!!!!! That ending right there had REALLY went off with a bang, right????? OH BOY!!!! So glad I had told you all that the official #78thJJSvideo had to be delayed until next week!!!!! And yes, this final part did got a bit longer here........Anyways folks, more future updates about the three portions of the Parody Nabyss will be out shortly than ever!!!!! See you all next time and have wonderful and safe day!!!!!! Sorry if it took so long here.......... And I bet those old parody creations were the ones who'd made all of those parody disasters in the first place!!!! We'll never even know though!!!!! See you all next time!!!!! #WelcomeToTheDropDexxEmployeum!!!!!! #DontTakeThisAwayFromMeUs!!!!!!!! #LegaciesNeverEverSurrender!!!!!!!! #WelcomeToHaxxHustunStudios!!!!!!! #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!!!!! #RespectThemPositiveParodies!!!!!!!



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