2 months ago

It’s only a- *gulp* 6 billion hour flight it’s fine *throws up* and don’t worry *cries blood* nobody speaks your language




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Sigh… no one wants me to be their stay at home wife… “I do!”… “ew wth dude”

I never thought I’d do this but… face reveal!

(In desc) (Please be nice I’m kinda insecure)

There’s no time to explain I need you to transition into a woman!

Real voicemail btw: “YOU FORWARDED ME????? (sniffle) This is so not colon three of you!! (sobs a little) ______ Teto would be disappointed in you, what is this??? Miku does not an approve of forwarding are you kidding?! Call me back, call me back PLEASE-”

TLDR; If the fit seems off… SAY SOMETHING

(Story in desc)

OMG NO WAY I FINALLY GOT A KANADE 4 STAR BROI AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT ITS KANADE FINALLY

I know I could never make this post on my main social but I hope my friends get all of the love and attention they deserve. They’re jaw droppingly talented and will probably never see a fraction of the notoriety they should

HELP WHY IS THIS SHIT FUCKING PEAK

YouTube has done it again... (read the description)

I know you can dunk girl stop dribbling

(Story in desc)