I have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever

If I post a screenshot of a google doc but only part of it that says "Credit roll" and "End video", that means One Night At Alex's is like 95% done with it's script.

The servers Gamejolt really needs instead of the ones they have now:

A weird noise happened in my attic today

Okay

HOW TF DID SCHOLASTIC FIND OUT HOW TO WHITEWASH CHARACTERS THAT ARE ALREADY WHITE!??!?!?!?

Video tape akert

If y'all wanna what happened to every "Alexfancypants.exe" or just any of my EXEs, they all died. I killed them yesterday because I no longer do "EXE" shit.

Peacock users when their ads are suddenly interrupted by a movie:

United States project

MF's when an animatronic is a girl in a FNAF game (There's LITERALLY better hear me outs out there):