My fans after I post "My old music was bad" for the 100th time a day:

Well there goes my new roblox account

Well I guess I'm changing my pfp after like 2 years of having it

A weird noise happened in my attic today

How I look at my teacher after she announces the 100 page homework we have to do during spring break:

Video tape akert

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Me: *Pays 0 dollars by pirating* (This is a joke don't pirate kids!!!!)

United States project

Girls saw this character and said "That's my wife"