Last photo taken of me before the toothpaste incident, taken 2 minutes ago

guys i have what i can only assume to be the rarest father skin ever ama

omg they revealed her official name and nobody told me?? crash dummyyy 🤑🤑🤑

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CACKLING CUS IM IN A SERVER WHERE THERES ROLES FOR IF YOU HAVE AN APPENDIX OR NOT AND I SAID “you’ll never know” AND GOT THIS ROLE

I AM NOT A MORON

oops

I sometimes forget it’s my mom I’m texting

bro got so mad

My alarm for tomorrow