Me: *Pays 0 dollars by pirating* (This is a joke don't pirate kids!!!!)

Ngl, this is my favorite song on the Minecraft Movie soundtrack

I made that one Majin thing I drew less shit I think

So yeah

Went back to model the office I showed off one time and now it's completely pink for some reason

Girls saw this character and said "That's my wife"

My fans after I post "My old music was bad" for the 100th time a day:

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HEY GUYS IN REFERENCE TO OUR NEW OVERLORD @MrTopHatty , I MADE THIS FANT FART OF HIM

OOPS FORGOR THAT THIS TOTALLY NOT USELESS GAMEPAGE EXISTS