3 years ago

Welcome to my blog!

In class we've been doing some pretty boring Scratch games, so I usually did a little twist on them, and when I started doing this one I just feld a need to make it an actual game and... Well, here it is!

KILL THE GOLDIES.

This is a hyperrealistic experience game, check this description of the game:


In this NOT-LINEAL MMORPG (realistic), your mission is to murder all of the goldies, mythical creatures that are quite literally bootlegs of Golden Freddy. Discover who is behind that mask, and discover the secrets and the lore, in this exciting adventure that will make you cry of joy upon finishing it.

Also the man inside the Golden Freddy suit is popular spanish minecraft youtuber "Willyrex".

THIS GAME INCLUDES:

-> 3 Endings.

-> Way too much replayability.

-> Bootleg Golden Freddy.

-> Stolen music (credits down below)

-> Gunshot hyperrealistic sound effects.

-> Language selection.

INSTRUCTIONS:

If you have less than 10 points, you lose.

If you have 10 or MORE points, you win.

If you manage to get 18 points (almost impossible), you get the canon ending of the game and discover the deep lore that guards this game.


Now, you might think "Sounds stupid". It is, but I will quickly do a QnA with myself to answer some doubts no one has but me.

Q: WHY DID YOU NOT ADD A REPLAY BUTTON IT'S SO ANNOYING TO CLICK GREEN FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: I tried to add a "Replay" button, but the game bugged so hard it made Scatch post 9999999 golden freddy's every 0.1 seconds and almost crash LMAO.

Q: WHY IS THE SECRET ENDING SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: It's basically RNG, but like, the odds are in your favor so... Yeah. It should be slightly ez.

Q: I HATE IT WHEN GOLDEN FREDDY PROTECT OTHER GOLDEN FREDDY SO UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: Cry about it lmao.

Ok that was all for me today, I really need to get some sleep.

WARN ME OF ANY BUGS I NEED TO FIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Also my games are directly connected to @WeDoALittleTrolling 's, however they happen in completely opposite sides of the world, so no events will ever coincide. UNLESS...



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