Loogi, Loogi, Loogi... He never learns... (he just lost a duel and gave me 42 coins, 21 of which were already mine)

Your late as hell to the party, DK.

Mario got owned by Impostor Bowser on the final turn XD

...Alrighty, here goes.

Y'ALL, HOLD UP, WHEN TF DID THIS HAPPEN? I'm not even going to play it out, you guys will just have to figure it out by yourself.

Another day, another game won.

AND IT DOESN'T STOP THERE-

JUUUUNIORRRRRRRR!!

You're an idiot, junior. Why on Earth would you even try to land on my space?

You're not going to win, junior.