4 months ago

lemme tell u da horror story of PVZ (see article)


srry for the gif so there was this farmer called "Crazetopher David Blazing the Turd" aka Crazy Dave, and he lived in the woods. DAY 1, INSANITY LVL 0%, crazy dave heard rustling in the woods and he thought there was a ZOMBIE in the wood, sure this man was dumb, he was SCARED, he could barely even sleep. DAY 2, INSANITY LVL 25%, now, day 2 was WORSE, was seeing things, but he thought it was true, he used plants as booby traps, he was making a fool of himself so insanity 50% + 25% = 75% oh, maybe the suns in the game is his insanity level, well because of his insanity, he was having brain damage. DAY 3, INSANITY LVL 1000%, wow he even made his own LANGUAGE, wabby wabbo, ra ro ro, yerepeme leme pe, he thought that was the language of ZOMBIES, oh how foolish is mind can get well insanity lvl 2075+ why, CRAZY ROBOTO AND ROBOT OWNER EDGAR ZOMBOSS, oh he had a fight with him and he was getting FILMED, he was all over the news, "Stupid farmer fighting air" oh he defeated the BOSS, because that he was famous, he thought he is getting, MONEY MONEY MONEY, what a dum dum, and because of that, well, INSANITY LVL 8000+, DAY 4, MAX LVL INSANITY: 9990 my gosh he was still asleep, stuck in his dream, lost his MIND, a WAR between PLANTS vs. ZOMBIES, FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT and he lost the fight, he made a van, a TIME TRAVELING VAN, so he could still defeat the, to make a long story short, he won a taco as a prize, but a POISONED taaco, he died in his dream, and died in real LIFE and his remainings rose and grew flesh back and created the undead real....



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