3 months ago

lesbians ... definitely not the other evelyn and heaven's outfits ... shh ...

its acc a coincidence

evelyn and willow have almost the same hairstyles as (the other) evelyn and heaven and they have THE SAME outfits and same height difference😭


yes evelyn's legs are very long

she lowk giving
They tried to put me on the cover of vogue
But my legs were too long
Every day is leg day
Monday tuesday wednesday thighs, calves, all the way
Thursday friday saturday
Sunday is the one day
I get on my runway
Ready for it hunty
Ready for it hunty

I'm legendary
All legs, no dairy
I'm legendary
All legs, no dairy
Legs, legs
What's on the menu?
Legs, legs what's on the menu?
Legs, legs
What's on the menu?



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