Monday is shit, it shouldn't even exist, it seems more like a mirage. Tuesday is the second day, more shit, and you remember that yesterday was Monday. Wednesday is more boring, and when you get back from work or school, you watch that episode of Master Chief. Thursday is the same as Wednesday, which is close to the weekend, which makes you almost happy. Friday is Perfect, Saturday is legendary, Sunday is good, except when it's 6 o'clock, then a shitty day begins, and you remember that tomorrow is Monday.