1. Why did Homer install a punching bag in the house? So he can practice his stranglehold without actually strangling Bart.

2. Homer's new hobby: gardening. He's trying to perfect his grip strength for when Bart misbehaves.

3. Bart's new nickname for Homer? "The Strangler" – he's really got a grip on that title.

4. Homer's advice for Bart: "Always keep your distance. It's hard to strangle from afar."

5. Bart's secret workout plan: "Avoiding Homer's Stranglehold 101".

6. Why did Homer enroll in a self-defense class? So he can better fend off Bart's attempts to escape his strangling grip.

7. Bart's latest prank: replacing Homer's necktie with a bungee cord. It was a stretch, but Homer still managed to get his hands on him.

8. Homer's idea of "tough love"? A firm grip around Bart's neck.

9. Bart's excuse for being late to school: "Sorry, got caught in Homer's morning stretch."

10. Why did Bart get a job as a contortionist? To evade Homer's strangle attempts by bending like a pretzel.

totally did not get these from chatgpt