(this is mostly the Burns siblings (James and Lily (I KNOW YOU MUST BE THINKING ABT HARRY POTTER'S PARENTS BUT THEY ARE CANON CHARACTERS FROM THE GAME ALRIGHT)) bc im recently obsessed with them)

• What the fuck the painter has a daddy kink jsjjjjsjsssjk

• HE ALSO GOT HIS INSANITY FROM HIS DAD

  • AND HIS DAD GOT HIS INSANITY FROM HIS ANCESTORS

  • ITS A CHAIN

  • HAHAHA-

• The Director knew in the first place that James had some kind of childhood trauma that involved the sea. He wrote that movie AND chose him to be the main star just to fuck with him

• James = The Formless Man

• Lily = The Rat Queen (HAHA YES SHUT UP DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT)

• Endings of all three games that i consider canon to my AU (yes including Inheritance):
  Selfless ending (LOF1)
  Discover Your True Inheritance/Forgiving ending (LOF:Inheritance) (yes both)
  Flame ending (LOF2)

  • I FUCKING HATE THE UNFORGIVING ENDING (Inheritance) EVEN THO THE PAINTER IS A BAD PERSON BUT I SEE THE DAUGHTER ALSO GROWING UP TO BE A BAD PERSON F R I C K -

  • LILY IS STILL THERE IN JAMES'S BODY

  • STILL THERE

• The Burns sibs like to mimic all the bad things their dad does in childish ways, eg: They like to play cards a lot (usually snap), like their dad's bad gambling habit, they drink excessive amounts of apple juice, partially it's bc they like it, partially to mimic their dad's alcoholism

  • They also like to steal wine glasses from the ship they sneaked on and pretended like they were sophisticated adults or sum

  • Lily actually understands what all that adult stuff means. Mayyybe because she snooped around their dad's office and found some stuff far for her age... James doesn't understand tho, and Lily doesn't wanna tell him

  • ᴸᶦˡʸ ᵈᶦᵈ ᵗᵉᵃᶜʰ ᴶᵃᵐᵉˢ ˢʷᵉᵃʳᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵒ

  • ᴶᵃᵐᵉˢ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ˢᵃʸ 'ᶠᵘᶜᵏˢʰᶦᵗ'

• HAHA LILY SET THE CINEMA ON FIRE AND DIDNT TELL JAMES HAAAAAAA-

• The Burns's sibs' dad may or may not have been friends with the Painter (if you know why i say their dad and the painter then cheers)

• The Painter is a middle child of three siblings (which are my OCs), he has an older brother named Garrett and a little sister named Martha, and also has a cousin named Winnie

• CRAP THE DAUGHTER NAMED HER CHILD NANCY-

• James can talk to animals

  • especially rats

  • "fuck you whoever killed one of the team and it was a wheelchair mom"

• The Painter named their dog, Popiel, after his granddad (hehehehe-)

• (as kids) Lily was taller than James by, lets say 3 inches. As adults, James is taller than Lily by 5. I dunno what happened. Maybe the Formless Man happened

• Martha (Painter's sis) is the Director and Garrett is the Agent

• AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

  i ran out.

  :/

edit: haha i forgot to put this part:

((ik the director is male, but why not play with genders a bit?))