Well, it's 2:45 p.m.
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
Can of Red Bull by the bed
Vape is charged and Snapchat's read
What's popping?
What's popping? She's beauty, she's grace
She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face
Just a single message more
Sends her rubbing up my Ethernet cord I wanna be the guy, that you fall asleep on call with
I'll make you forget every guy that came before me
'Cause I like you, and you like my attention
Let's skip to the good bit, let's consummate our internet connection

… I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an With an e-girl Mum took away my PS4 So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
I'm not aggressive, I just ooze masculine passion
Did you know I've also got depression?
I'm self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
I thought, you could be the one to fix me? | I wanna be the girl that you fall asleep on call with
Meanwhile, I'll find other people to talk with
'Cause you like me, and I think you're a maniac
Let's skip to the good bit, let's completely block all contact

 I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl Mum took away my PS4, I've said it so many times before
How can I live on if I keep on collecting?
These every little slights and insurrections
Constant pain in every dimension
My body weeps, disbelief heads suspension
(I'm in love with a, with an e-girl) I wanna be the guy that you find stalking your affection
Your social media scoured, you seek police intervention
'Cause I base my ideals on obsessive media
Maybe if I act like them, you'll respond to my DMs