97 hours on gmod

heart attack that lasted 9 seconds

meet the smuul medic

broke my mouse and it made it harder to look around. my mouse cursor now moves at 20 fps.

retro sony camera, that almost records like a blackberry phone, gonna take this to a school trip, and taking a picture with my friends, and censor their faces because yes and also hide the camera

bro

guy grew sick of his girlfriend laying on him (fatal Datsun 2016 car accident)

roblox thinks i am a discord mod

"My ex said she needed space, so I locked her in a closet and now she has all the space she needs, and I can finally play the new hollow knight: silksong."

911 reference