Mario: so...this is the place? hmm I should check it out.

*Mario opens the door with a crowbar*

Mario: damn tools! cant even work for a single job...

*the door opens*

Mario: hello? is anyone in here? *wonders around until he saw a music box playing by itself* what the....

*Everything blackens*

Mario: WHOA!!! I CANT SEE!!!! *trips* ouch!

*Mario finds a lantern*

Mario: huh? a lantern? will it work??

*It works stupid plumber :P*

Mario: *gotten insane* i'll kill you i'll kill you i'll kill you hahhahahaha

[MEANWHILE]

Luigi: Mario? *sigh* not this again...*walks around to find Mario*

Luigi: huh? who's there? Mario where are you going? *follows*

*PLOT TWIST*

??? Mario???: ………………….

Luigi: ………..*almost gave up to find Mario but still wants his bro back*

???: *Push Luigi down the stairs*

Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH OOF!!! >_< ow....idk how I survived that.....*sigh*

*Luigi finds Mario's corps*

Luigi: no....nonononononono……….M-Mario? MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[plot twist: luigi is with a fake Mario while the REAL one is alive]

(TO BE CONTINUED?)