marlene dietrich is so transition goals omg

Donald Trump has declared Johnny Somali his secretary of transportation.

some kid at my school was doing this while some shorter kid tried dapping him up today

me

i got this plushie and its so yayayayayayay

oh my god

@GnarpGnorpGnerp stop trying to sell me a keyboard

toenail reveal

squint your eyes

this position would literally kill your spine