they call me chef of the year

how the c right next to the v on my keyboard looks at me when i’m trying to type “invest”

i had just one query

I just wanted a hot chocolate bro 😭😭

What was I trying to cook here?? 💀💀

“hey, i hear you wanna hear these songs, and ONLY these songs! well, TOO DAMN BAD, here’s some songs that are not related to that song in ANY WAY! oh yeah and here’s more ads than music, ENJOY!” - spotify

are you guys going trick or treating

the mfs putting the water in the well on their way to make the tap water make me thirstier

it’s funny how gamejolt promotes their platform as a place for love and positivity but in reality this platform is straight ass LMAO

THREE, TWO, ONE…