me: *listening to 'Marshmellow & Anne Marie - FRIENDS'*
also me: *gets reminded abt Norman bc he tries to keep everything platonic bc he's so aro ace*
...
i-
y'know, one time in high school a girl tried to flirt with him, theeeen the girl tried to kiss him and touched his little friend in his pants-
he got traumatised and didnt go to school for 10 days straight
see, if ya do anythin sexual or romantic with him he will fucking have a coma-
https://imaginesforthosewhoseekthem.tumblr.com/post/189637828428…
*suddenly starts to simp for Albert knowing damn well he killed his family with voodoo dolls*
*also BAHAHAHAHAHA ALBERT "JIZZ IN A CUP FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES" VANDERBOOM JSKSJSKSKSKSKSKS-*
memes i found gathering dust
enjoy
reading a preview of Into the Pit and this is H I L A R I O U S
Porter and Sage have bestie energy
Sam = motherfucking Buddy Lewek confirmed
James be simpin'
(watching a Roots walkthrough, a good way to start a sunday morning)
so he's ignoring the fact we just opened a secret passageway RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?!?
Miles is a good man
fucking asshole
(reading: Love Is Complicated (Miles X Reader) Alvin And The Chipmunks!: Road Chip)
was reading the TV Tropes page of Gone Home (YES I STILL PLAY THAT GAME IT'S LITERALLY G A Y) and this was on one of the main pages
holy fuck, Oscar, you're gay?
and you raped your nephew?
I BET SAM INHERITED HER GAYNESS FROM OSCAR HADJSKSHFJ-
YES
Y E E S
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