3 years ago

Me: *Sees Mario.EXE Having Sex With Girlfriend*

Me: MARIO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!? YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH HER!!!!!!!!

Mario.EXE: Why-a-Not Logun??

Me: BECAUSE SHE'S 14!!!!!!!!


Mario.EXE: And Yeah What Does It Do?

Mario.EXE: Age Is Only A Number Logun

Me: *Plays Golden Lands Instrumental From Mario's Madness* And You Know What Else Is A Number Mario?

Mario.EXE: What?

Me: *Pulls Out My Phone and Dials 911* 91 FUCKING 1 BITCH!!!!!!!!!!



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Part 2 of my Christmas gifts from Tuesday to Wednesday (with a vinyl of my mom’s favorite band that I got from the Vinyl Junkies record shack at South Park)

Merry Christmas ya’ll! And here’s some presents I got that I’ll be showing today and show some of my gifts from yesterday and today on tomorrow

The original 2 and my exe participates

With this treasure, I summon….. a variant of The Thing, The Dark Hat/The Thing II!

(And yes, the name, “The Dark Hat” is a reference from one of the rot essences of Dragonrot from Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice)

Stackin ‘n’ flippin them pancakes

And here’s my fit with my Kimono jacket (with pants), mask and a Metallica shirt while the mirror in my closet is very messy

A review on Adult Swim’s adaptation of Junji Ito’s Uzumaki (Spoilers to the show and manga) (Part 1 of 4: Introduction & Episode 1, half of the first episode)

*Inserts Bad To The Bone riff on Dr. Phosphorus*

(Source: Creature Commandos Ep. 5)