3 years ago

Me: *Sees Mario.EXE Having Sex With Girlfriend*

Me: MARIO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!? YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH HER!!!!!!!!

Mario.EXE: Why-a-Not Logun??

Me: BECAUSE SHE'S 14!!!!!!!!


Mario.EXE: And Yeah What Does It Do?

Mario.EXE: Age Is Only A Number Logun

Me: *Plays Golden Lands Instrumental From Mario's Madness* And You Know What Else Is A Number Mario?

Mario.EXE: What?

Me: *Pulls Out My Phone and Dials 911* 91 FUCKING 1 BITCH!!!!!!!!!!



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