This guy broke into meh house I cannot call da police day are afta me what do I do?

no bonk, poke, pat, or hug.

no hurt da child.

Me when Netflix doesn’t load: N O

N U R S E

YOOOOOO I GOT TO NEW LAPTOP!

THE NEW MONOCHROME BOOK

even better flavor.

im very hungry

The giant enemy spider!

Me: N O. *BOOM*

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY, TANK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

R A T