I was today years out when I found out that being today years old doesn't mean I'm a day old.

But if I'm today years old, what happens when you're a week years old, or month years old, or year years old? Does that double your age somehow?

Think about it.

WAIT HOLY?????????

Just gonna put this thing here that I edited and completely stole from somewhere.

we're one big happy family

Hey, Stale2000, fym you're gonna fix a gaming subreddit with politics of all things? How bout you fix your atrocious hair?

I'M NOLI GUBBY I'M NOLI GUBBY I'M NOLI GUBBY I'M PURPLE I'M NOLI GUBBY GUBBY BLAST I'M PURPLE NOLI GUBBY I'M NOLI GUBBY I'M NOLI GUBBY I'M NOLI GUBBY I'M NOLI GUBBY GUBBY BLAST

I'M 1X GUBBY I'M 1X GUBBY I'M GREEN 1X GUBBY I'M GREEN GUBBY BLAST I'M 1X GUBB

Have you ever noticed, that an orange is named after the color orange, and a tangerine is named after the color tangerine, yet olives aren't named after olive green, because we don't call them olive green?

Think about it.

"""He's been dead for 8 years!" Mfs when The End (Part 2) releases" He's been for 10 years!" Mfs when Tord's Next Adventure releases.

[Eddsworld Fanart]

HOW ME AND ANDREW FOOLED THE INTERNET

(no im not in heated co-ops again)

"Holy shit, it's the missing child from 1992-"

"She's 17 Scott."

"WHY YOU OF ALL PEOPLE??? ARE YOU EVEN REAL???"

"Don't question me dipshit."