Can anyone translate this please. my mate was magnet fishing and they found sword and it had some writing on it and I don’t know what It says

I’m Batman

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Me ready to protecc all da communities and bark at the mean people.

New edit it’s a bit off beat

Yes actually the title is now no longer a gonna be a meme review editon

New license plate

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Halloween meme review #1

Look what I found