Roblox chat is like:

How to tell the driver to slow down like a real man

(They patched me up)

Cristiano Ronaldo y Messi rescatan a maduro en la prisión

Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi rescue Maduro from prison

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Cristiano Ronaldo y Messi buscan el Titanic

I AM NOT A MORON

Day 11: Proving that people don't care what you do

That friend who always messes around when we're in a neighborhood at night and tells me: "Wait, shhh"

bro got so mad

More normal Roblox conversations after the update: