When me and my hb go to liminal land bc the website looked cool and he deadass gets his face rearranged on the first ride

When I want to try a new hobby but I remember musical instruments cost money

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME KAN YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!

Can't turn it

Merry Christmas

I'm actually Golden Freddy in a disguise (thanks @togo91 for recording this masterpiece)

I'm so glad that the beta stalkers didn't made it into half life 2, deadass straight out of cry of fear

Even after all that happens in this book, the indominable human spirit won

My first record

Happy new year