Tremendo cochino

Police save me

Me as a child, when I first went from the children's area to the deep end of the pool:

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*My family asks me to fix the internet*

Me, the expert:

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Me at 8 years old talking to my mom so she would see me at the McDonald's games:

Help, my brother thinks he's Miguel from Coco: 💀

(He didn't save anyone)

Calamardo: Patricio y Bob que están haciendo con don cangrejo 👀👀👀👀

What Mom swears will happen if I open the door to strangers: