I would be on hard boiled mode but I don't think I want my skull crushed🥚 ♀️

I got no jokes for Mrs squeakers over here🐁 ♀️

No way you are sending him out there to get his ass kicked

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She has the full force of getting all my bones shattered at once ☠️ 🦫 ♀️

How to cook reindeer ribs at home. #GJAsks

This is what happens when you take all of the steroids then inject them into your legs

When I said I didn't have a birthday present for her, then she made me black all over 🎊 ♀️ (repost)

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I guess she really is just eye-candy afterall ♀️ 🍬