This is what happens when you take all of the steroids then inject them into your legs

Girl what happened to the fur that was on your body? 🐭 ♀️

When I said I didn't have a birthday present for her, then she made me black all over 🎊 ♀️ (repost)

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I got no jokes for Mrs squeakers over here🐁 ♀️

How to cook reindeer ribs at home. #GJAsks

No way you are sending him out there to get his ass kicked

She has the full force of getting all my bones shattered at once ☠️ 🦫 ♀️

V̶̨̹̞͔͑̅͂͐i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈́͘͜d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕ẹ̷͓̺̰̽̍͛̉̐̔͋̓̚͜o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓

I guess she really is just eye-candy afterall ♀️ 🍬