new hard mode

Mf's with 0.03 GPA and a 7% attendance rate when an explosion kills 10 people in the science lab but they hear the words "school" and "cancelled" in the same sentence:

Another Night At Alex's is cancelled now

spooky

First time posting to this channel, but this announcement has been long overdue.

Me if making analog horror parodies with Pizza as the main focus was a job:

When bro makes the most stupidest statement ever made by man so you have to look around at the invisible audience to see if they heard it as well:

When you uhh you uhhh fuck uhhhh something about sex uhhhh oh right Five Nights At Alex's now has it's own community now that's cool uhhhh here's Alexmatronic looking to the right uhhhh I'm gonna stop posting Five Nights' At Alex's in the Tophat Society

hello!

so, just a couple of announcements

also, Happy Thanksgiving!

Hello! we have some great news!