Well, if it isn’t jolly Nick. People like you really make me tick!

”Ho-ho-ho”? No-no-no, I say! One millimeter near my chimney and I’ll make you pay!

You and your new sentimentality. You used to be as cold as Neptune- now it seems you’ve become indulged in the world of mediocrity!

Perhaps the reason is your brain became too sizes too small. At the very least, it makes it easier for me to have a ball!

The lovely wife of Saint Nicholas. By "lovely", I mean I'd prefer seeing her around less!

What do you even do at the North Pole? Bake cookies? I sincerely hope you accidentally slip in some coal!

Woah there, Sonic. Watch your language

You flatter me, Capcom

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“As you know, tomorrow is the new Underevent! And nobody is as excited for the big premiere as I am!”

The bane of Christmas past, present and future. I gotta say, Krampus is one heck of a creature!

He may only appear on the 5th, but he can come to my lair anytime! I've got some business proposals he's guaranteed to find sublime!

Anyone else know that you can reflect Grenade Man's projectiles with the Thunder Claw? I always knew it was his weakness, but I never knew you could reflect the grenades until today ...today ...today

What do you mean my time here is done? As far as I’m concerned, my improvements to this site have only just begun!

Bah! You don’t deserve my talent anyway! Don’t come crawling back to me once your world turns gray!