2 years ago

My favorite gaming mascot? Easy: Conker!

All he wanted was to go back home, with his girlfriend — Berri — and have a bottle of beer. But he can't have that now, can he...?

I feel bad for him, to be honest.

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"So...there I am. King, king of all the land, now who'd thought that? (sighs) I guess you know who these people are now, 'cause I certainly do, and I don't wanna know them. I just wanna go home, with Berri, and I don't, maybe have a bottle of beer. But that won't happen, 'cause you know what they say, 'The grass isn't always greener.' And you don't really know what it is you have, until it's gone...gone...gone..."

—Conker T. Squirrel, 2001



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