Only Ultrakill players can relate this (btw I started playin' Ultrakill again)

Custom game character

hm...?

"I'm bout to sauce you"

" 👄 "

" 👨‍🍳"

" 👟 🍅 "

" 🍝 "

" ⛹️ 👨‍🍳"

Montage of me fighting the ferryman to get myself a hampter

Someone just leaked photo of Gamejolt's servers omfg

Searched my name on google. Not disappointed

I got my second P-Rank in ultrakill on standard difficulty! On a boss level too so... congrats to myself I guess

This is how Red pulls up to his wedding <3

I'm gonna start Obscure Raging if that thing blows me up