I hope this is NOT real

Mi serpiente esta solida

💀🐶

Hay alguien español aquí aun?

Bro she already got a son

Im this rn

XD

LITERALLY ME

WHEN MY GF SAYS I GOT A LOT OF SMEGMA

(IDK WHATS THAT I THINK SHE SAYS IM A SIGMA)

🤠🎅