Well, I met this girl I swore was close to perfect
I could see the ring, the dress, and the whole nine yards
I had a country station on, and she reached and turned it
Said she couldn't stand the sound of a steel guitar

We hit the town to catch the early movie
And old Kris Kristofferson played the leading role
I said, "That's my man"
And she said, "Who's he?"
I jumped up and said, "Girl, we got to go"

She don't like to play my kind of music
She's never heard a Waylon Jennings song
She's never been a fan of Willie Nelson
So there ain't no way in hell we'll get along