3 years ago

my mom: *flipping through channels*

me: oh look! it's Worst Cooks Of America

my mom: u watch that show?

me: yea, it's where they cook, but horribly

my mom: i can do that! i should be on TV!

me, quietly: i f u l l y s u p p o r t t h a t




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and you raped your nephew?

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YES

Y E E S

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