My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
3 years ago
Next up
lord
year in question
FLAVORING AGENT?? IM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR JIZZ-TARTS
.
HELP??
FUNTIME KENNY
(this took me too long to make for a joke lol)
:( please dont its a porn bypass
im pretty sure el pendejo means dumbass in spanish
South Park - The Unaired Pilot
me reacting to bigender !










0 comments