and wikipedia says this:

The term isurei bi'ah (Hebrew איסורי ביאה) refers to those one may not have intercourse with. The most serious of these form a subset known as arayot (Hebrew: עריות‎), based on the word erva ("nakedness") in Leviticus 18:6. Intercourse with arayot is one of the few acts in Judaism which one may not perform even to save one's life. The term erva is also used to describe parts of a female considered to be immodest and sexually provocative including a woman's hair, thighs, and singing voice.

Arayot include:

• Incestuous relations[22]

• Male-male anal intercourse

• Bestiality

• Sex with a Jewish woman during her menstrual period (known as niddah)

Other isurei bi'ah include:

• Sexual intercourse between Jews and Gentiles

• Divorcees or female converts with Kohanim (priests)

• Mamzerim (offspring of adulterous unions) with regular Jews

the one i bolded

that means i'll either change Buddy or Amy's religion

but Buddy is canonically Jewish so i *kicks wall*

and Amy was raised Catholic, but i can change that

Henry is Jewish too so what the fuck

buuuuuuut

Henry and Joey (who's agnostic) do the ass you-know-what

so that breaks two rules

UGHHHHHH RELIGION MAKES IT SO HARD FOR ME TO WRITE SEXUAL STUFF

y'know what

fuck it

IM GONNA IGNORE ALL THOSE RELIGIOUS RULES AND WRITE IT ANYWAYS-

YOU CANT STOP ME, CHRISTIAN AND HEBREW BIBLES-