UNDERTALE

asriel (asgore x toriel) 5/10 we saw in deltarune that even if asgore didn't want to murder human children, they still would've split up so maybe they're not a good pair (its fun imagining their relationship before the chara incident tho)

soriel 10/10 was my main ship for as long as i remember, look at them! getting along! promising not to murder children! telling jokes! then there's the deltarune your mom joke (which made me ship them harder lol)

frans -2/10 *calls cps*

charisk 6/10 maybe it would've been cute if they somehow existed at the same time period while being around the same age, maybe not bc of chara's hatred for humans tho

chasriel 0/10 if you imagine them as siblings 5/10 if you imagine them as best friends, like kaeluc ot depends on what version of the story we talk about

friskriel 3/10 what frisk is gonna have to make flowey take all the monster souls so they can hang out with their boyfriend? sounds incredibly inconvenient to me

chans 0/10 its worse than frans because not only is that a child, but a dead child at that!

chocoblook 0/10 WHERE DO Y'ALL GET THESE SHIPS FROM

flowisk 3/10 what

alphyne 1000/10 YES!!

alphore 2/10 imagine going to work then finding out your co workers ship you with your boss

mettadyn 0/10 i dont think they even speak to each other unless alphys brings him along or sm

gruffet 8/10 i mean...it would definitely be good for their businesses i think

sans 100/10

undyrus 6/10 i guess i can see it?

Bones N Pellets 1/10 SANS CAN'T FUCK A FLOWER??

papyton 3/10 i cant complain about a fan x idol pairing bc i already approved of zenhee in my original post but the difference is...zen actually knows jeahee exists? and they're friends outside the whole actor/fan thing? i don't think mettaton is aware of papyrus's existence

Kingdings 0/10 we dont even know anything about gaster, ket alone if asgore and him were friends

annoyingtem 1/10 idk how to feel about the idea that we're shipping the ingame representation of the developer with the ingame representation of the artist...that feels kind of... wrong

rivergaster 7/10 just because i read this rlly cute comic where the river person turned out to be Gaster's "dead" wife and that they got reunited after finding out that she was still alive I KNOW ITS AN AU BUT SHHH

Charalate 10/10

Papyghetti 10/10

Sanschup 10/10

Chariskriel 2/10 i already gave a low rating to them individually, them being in a poly wont help their case

any sort of cest (bonecest, sanscest, papycest etc...) is -100/10 I DONT WANNA SEE THIS SHIT

MIRACULOUS

i only included this bc i like the fan content, ik the show is shit now

Ladynoir 4/10 idk i think it might cause alot of problems if they dated as superhero's, maybe if they were more than work partners they might start doing worse at their jobs or sm

Adrienette 6/10 "she's just a friend :)"

marichat 9/10 mari can act herself when she's not in hero form, chat can act himself when he's in hero form, if they fell in love like this they'd actually be falling in love with..well themselves! they won't fall for them because "that's adrien the model who's incredibly rich and well mannered" or "that's ladybug who always has a plan and always saves the day" they will fall in love with "chat noire who likes making jokes and pick up lines and has a playful personality" and "marinette who may be a clumsy flustered mess but is still talented and loveable" idk i just love this version of the ship so much

ladrien (i forgot what this ship was called) 2/10 IT'S JUST TOO EASY also imagine how bad this will go when hawk moth finds out

sorry went into a bet of a rant in the marichat part-

MHA

you see this is difficult cuz i haven't finished watching it- DONT SPOIL SHIT

Bkdk 3/10 they don't vibe tbh i dont think bakugo would ever like deku, maybe deku had a crush on him when he was younger but grew out of it but other than that i dont see this ship going anywhere

KamiJirou 10/10 MADE FOR EACH OTHER!! COME ON!!

kiribaku 5/10 they're better as best friends honestly

kirishima x the iron dude from season 2 8/10 they share one braincell

Kacchako 4/10 ik she's the first person to earn his respect but neither of them matches the other's vibeee

Izuocha 7/10 i think this is the endgame pair tbh

todoroki x deku/bakugo 4/10 personally I don't see it

Midotsu 2/10 BEFORE I STARTED WATCHING I THOUGHT TSU WAS HIS SISTEF

the invisible girl x the tail dude 6/10 again, i think they work better as bffs imo

TodoMomo 1/10 i dont remember ever seeing them interact like ever...maybe one of them looked in the other's direction when they were talking but that's about it

MidoHosBed 1000000000/10 MIDORYA AND THE HOSPITAL BED ARE SOULMATES!! IT GETS ALMOST AS MUCH SCREENTIME AS HIM FFS