A few weeks ago, i got an opportunity to visit Freddy Fazbear`s Pizza. I was really hyped and hoped i see something good, but nope. Here`s the reason why the Freddy Fazbears Pizza sucks.

1: The food is not good, and way too overprized.

The food is bad, pizza`s taste awful, they taste like a slightly burned bread! And the ingridents just feel really gross when you put them in your mouth. You cannot ask to remove any indgridients from your pizza, which is bad, cause ALL of the pizza`s for some unexplained reason have pineapple on them. And the prizes, don`t get me started on them. Scottish pizza costs $15.99, are you serious? Each bad pizza is so expensive, and the prizes aren`t worth it! Also the bonnie shake made my poop blue for 10 weeks, and it costed $20.99 and tasted awful.

2: The place is boring and the animatronics are creepy and barely function.

I seriously have NO IDEA how some children enjoy just being here. There are barely any activities, you can sit at the dining tables and eat food, go to the bathroom, that`s it! The one postive about this, is that people who have a birthday get served pizza AND cake, i tasted the cake once, and it was actually delightful. Now about the animatronics....HOW DO CHILDREN CHEER WHEN THEY START SINGING?!?! Like, these animatronics look creepy and glitch or twitch out a LOT, and when i say A LOT, i mean A LOT! They also transition between they`re moves VEEEEEERY slowly, to the point where each time they make a move you get caught strongly off guard.

3: The place stinks, literally.

The place has this smelly, decaying, and decomposing smell to it. Almost like something died here, each time the smell comes in, i can`t help but look at the animatronics. It almost like the smell is coming OUT OF THEM, there were even times where i vomited all over the floor and passed out.

That was my review, bye!