Ok Ask the Idiot. Conductor Something. AKA Something Stupid.

https://randomahhpage.straw.page

The Train Conductor.

The Conductor didnt wanna tell u guys this but this is them in real life

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Guy tries to spend time with their wife but their brain is torturing them

FUNTIME KENNY

(this took me too long to make for a joke lol)

https://gamejolt.com/p/1-they-them-2-cool-but-scary-in-person-3-…

Also for question 4 i think the Conductor would also like vintage fashion a lot ^_^ especially stuff like this

Ugly

South Park - The Unaired Pilot

https://gamejolt.com/p/i-was-watching-puzzlepark-last-night-why-…

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