story:

sarah henderdaughter was one day playing sonic 3 and knuckles ultra delux, when she decided she’d go outside and take out the trash. but suddenly a bird pooped on her head. her frend luther made fun of her and she died of embarrasement.

her vengful soul unable to rest, went into sonic 3 and knuckles ultra deluxe $15.00 limited time offer and took her friend luther with her.

luther became tails ticklebottom, Sonic’s wife, and Sarah became Sonic leslie ticklebottom bang bang the third III.

Sarah proceeded to beat the shit out of luther and luther just curled up crying like a big baby.

suddenly kyle henderdaughter ticklebottom the third III and his friend Tom…. found the game and decided to leak the files because why not.

Sarah got angered by this and died kyle and stuffed him into Metal Ticklebottom.

they proceeded to play tick tac toe to see who’d live and die.

sarah lost and was killed to death. and luther and kyle moved to hell.

HURRAY!!!