The brain-eating amoeba entering the person who unironically says "Very cutesy, very demure"

idk

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Real

I now know what Imma get for christmas this year

WORLD WAR 3?????

What has 4 letters

sometimes has 9 letters

never has 5 letters

Facebook moms:

Me when I get motivated to actually do shit *The script is like 90% finished I just need to rewrite one part*

Edit: The script is 100% finished

When bro says he's straight even though at the sleepover he gave you backshots

Me trying to write something for something that might never come to fruition