Grandma after she hears someone doesn't eat all their food be like:

Is this a dog?

They see me rollin'

E

making myself the new target. (breaking point)

"Talk to myself"

Remaking nerf guns-

SU TART GOTTA POO

Just updated my iPad and I need a new background and a drawing for one widget, yes I'm still going crazy over gasa4

5 Year old: *Accepts friend req* *Realises 1 sec later that they didnt have 77mil followers*