never in my life have i ever seen something THIS FRIED

Achievements menu actually looks like Zelda wtf

1110100 1101000 1100101 1111001 100000 1110011 1100001 1101001 1100100 100000 1101001 100000 1110111 1100001 1110011 100000 1100001 100000 1100110 1100001 1101001 1101100 1110101 1110010 1100101

damn... don't mess with them or else

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. i have become legal duck

Wario was a great advertiser back then...

i fixed the grammar spelling

"Sir, are you doing okay?"

Oh hell no what is she doing in here?

Merry Christmas