so today like at midnight or something the web address bar or whatever that thing is called on google decided to turn blinding white ,,,

its only when a website is opened on specifically google, not google chrome

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cold tired stare

had a dream that MegaMan, Trill and ProtoMan were in Ace Attorney

i'm running out of words

she's stuck in blanket prison for multiple attempts of trying to eat the cord of my window blinds

i'd like you all to know that this is matt shultz

so yesterday [10/16/25] at 10:02 am, on the way to a job we rear-ended the people driving in front of us because the guy in front of them suddenly slammed on his brakes to make a left turn across the road

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one of ProtoMan's screw ups specifically was really funny to me but like am i even able to say it

genuinely it really was like watching edgeworth's screw ups lmao

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