3 months ago

Number 15: Burger Gnarp foot lettuce


The last thing you'd want in your Burger Gnarp burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A Gnarpchanner uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger Gnarp." Admittedly, he didn't had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger Gnarp in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BG employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Gnarpfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger Gnarp branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another Gnarpchanner. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BG's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit G, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BG in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by Gnarpchan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.



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