What up guys Obama Speaks here and unlike before I’m not going to show up as I ran out of approatie clothing.

This is a funeral for my late friend, comrade, and amigo Big Chungus.

Big Chungus was born On December 25 1669 and although he had many enemies who envied his powers- Olmer Food, Thanos, Shrek, Extra 9000 Dragon Ball Z Level Shaggy, Chin-Chin, and PETA along with several others- he always got the final laugh.

But being 5300 years old does wear someone down- at least a little bit- as just a few days ago Big Chungus died fighting the AMOGUS virus.

I remember when I met Big Chungus- I was watching tentacle hentai at 3 AM before Sonic EXE came and threw me out a window so he could steal my Reddit karma and V-Bucks, but then Bug Chungus came and killed Sonic EXE at 3:30 am by shoving a brick down his throat which killed him in a way that would make PETA blush ( in fact after Captain Crunch of the us marines looked at the corpse in turned out that sonic exe was a member of PETA who joined exactly 69 days before I looked at the hentai at 3 AM.)

Ever since then we became great friends and Big Chungus even showed me the art of taking knives, putting them on bread, and cutting them.

And unlike Donald Trump, Big Chungus didn’t call me a simp after getting a girlfriend.

I even selelcted him as my Attorney General during my presidency and drank 39 bottles of alcohol after killing Osama Bin Laden.

Those were good memories, no fantastic memories.

When the amogus virus stated the cdc relized this want a virus or bacteria- this was a shitty Reddit meme. And so Big Chungus along with Uganda Knuckles went to fight the Amogus Virus. Big Chungus was found dead near The Trump Tower along with Joe Biden which led to everyone believing Trump killed Big Chungus and Joe Biden- however Biden was just sleepy so he wasn’t actually dead. Big Chungus in the other hand- didn’t wake up.

I encourage everyone to follow in the cdc guidelines on stopping the Amogus virus (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nFstpT_YTro).

Goodbye everyone this was Obama Speaks #5