I have the worst heartburn ever 💔

Controversial opinion:

I'ma commit a felony

Man this new socket is fire 🔥🔥🔥 /j

Guh

Thats a goofy number

I like, dont wanna do anything today

I really suck at coming up with Captions

Know what? Fuck you. *balds ur pompom’s model*

Naming your cat "Piss Fingers" should be illegal